Gran Tocino ;)

I've got great news. Wait, it's better than that. It's a stellar answer. An answer to what I suspect has been a question in the hearts and minds of many of you -us- for quite some time. 4 months 3 days, 4 flights, 2374 miles, and 4 defrosting of the fridge. That, my dear friends, is AT LEAST how long a pack of unopened bacon will last before going wrong.